You are not a car.

This is a rant for all the bicyclists that ride in the street. Okay actually, not all of them, just the one I got stuck behind today. Come on dude, don't try to kid yourself. Why would you think it's a good idea to ride down highway 99 on a flimsy 10 pound bike while inspiring insane road rage in all the people stuck behind you; one in particular being the girl in the blue hybrid who is coffee-deprived and running late for 7:30am math. It's foggy, and you're slow. I'm just saying that hey accidents do happen... Watch yourself.